- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should I name my dog?

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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do you know what's so funny? yup

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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