What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Anal cheese curds.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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9/11

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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