A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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