What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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dead babies

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Steering Wheel Face.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Tim's gay.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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