Jewish People

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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beiber i straight

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Don't rape me!

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Please don't rape me.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Penis jokes.

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Write your own

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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