- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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