So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Your mom goes to college

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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You're so straight!

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Anti Joke

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