Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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