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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Do you know that car over there? No.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

666 im christian

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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