If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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NEVER

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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The WNBA

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Pavel Novak

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Penis

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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