your mom is so old that she farts dust.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Dan O'Driscoll

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

in the begining... god made some stuff

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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