- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

beiber i straight

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Jewish People

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Please don't rape me.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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