- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

okay.....

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

French people

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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