Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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No.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Penis

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you will die someday

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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25

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Akshaytiger World

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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