Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Osama Bin Laden dies.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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