- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Jews for Jesus

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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