I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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dead babies

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Women's rights.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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