How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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how does peploe get around they walk

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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