-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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dead babies

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