Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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arse

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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oops

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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