knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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How many dislikes can this get?

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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KEVIN HART

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Real jokes.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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whats gay ? you

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Women's Golf

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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