- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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