- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What's 1+1? 4.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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