Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Sea World Japan.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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how does peploe get around they walk

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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