what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

newt gingrich

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

your mother is so lesbian

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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