Which one is hardest?

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Amputations.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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