How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Womens rights.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Lebron Traveled

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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