your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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404 Error: Joke not found

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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