- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Hello

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Jewish People

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Women

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

A man. That is all.

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