Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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9:11 make a wish

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Tim's gay.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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DANA

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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WNBA

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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