Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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High school gym class.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Hi

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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dj miky

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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