- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

A seal walks into a club.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

A van drives into a car.

Y2K

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A man walks into a bar.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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