- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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