- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Nathan Gooderson.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Women

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

American Idol

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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