- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Women rights..

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

knock knock your gay

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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