What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Nah

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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