- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence