i fondle myself every night....

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Dan O'Driscoll

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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minorities.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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