What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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a banana

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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womans rights

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Penis jokes.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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