Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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okay.....

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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your face.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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