What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Women's rights.

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69

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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