Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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GAY PEOPLE

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What's your name? You tell me.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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