What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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