hi my name is? joe

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Penis

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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knock knock come in

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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