- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What comes after "Q" R

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

I came.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Will gropes Ebola victims

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

hi my name is? joe

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

why did the man die? he got shot

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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