FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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American Idol

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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nine...eleven

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Did you know?

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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