Star Wars

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Is Carly smart? No.

im black

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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