- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

How Long is a Chinese man.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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