- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

I came.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Will gropes Ebola victims

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

...and I'm a Mormon.

hi my name is? joe

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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