- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than sex? cookies

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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