What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Feet

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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