Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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