- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Child Prostitution.

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