- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Amputations.

Women's Golf

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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